Charlie says.... This is a wonderful locally produced vegan chamois balm / bum butter.

• 100% natural ingredients.
• Vegan friendly
• Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
• Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
• Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
• PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)
• Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.
• Vegan as hell.
• Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.
• Does not repel sharks or polar bears.
• 100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.
• Made by two great people in their kitchen, just up the road from my shop.
• Endorsed and used by real pro cyclists:
  • Lee Cragie our Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.
  • Markus Stitz who is riding round the world single speed is begging for it ;-)
  • Lance Bumstrong the best fake cycling messiah we could find ( https://www.facebook.com/lance.bumstrong )
  • Karen Darke winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics.

Review... Jo Burt at road.cc really liked it to. Read the review here... http://road.cc/content/review/215928-bikemongers-happy-bottom-bum-butter